Witness a Secular Miracle
Did you know that, according to this blog, Sam Harris died a horrible death on April 1st? Well prepare to witness a miracle.
This Friday, April 8 at 3PM, Sam Harris will be alive and talking at the University of Chicago. He will be accompanied by hundreds of his disciples. It shall be recorded in history a couple decades from now, and this good news shall spread across the world!
This will completely and positively change the lives of those who witness his escape from death and bring the skeptics to their knees.