If atheists wrote religious Facebook status updates…

If atheists wrote religious Facebook status updates, it would be something like this:

Dawkins, Hitchens, Dennett. They are the Enlightened Truth, the Path Away from Darkness! In times of struggle, let me hear your wise words that proclaim the GLORY of science. So let us praise Reason! Hear its love and its infinite and perfect wisdom. Forgive us, Science and Logic, for although we are nothing compared to your holy name, we will study your Word and live a life of Righteous anti-godliness.

In the name of Darwin’s ghost, Amen.

And then my friends would comment:

Amen!

Hallelujah.

Thank you for your comforting words. They mean a lot to me.

Reason is truth! Yes!

I would get approximately 20 likes.

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Posted on February 24, 2011, in Religion, Science and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

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